raeblair

For some reason, I have the worst luck lately.


So lets just explore my misfortune here. First off, I bought 34 coffees from Timmies in total this Roll Up the Rim season. Seeing as the odds are advertised as "1 in 6", I'm a little shocked that I was greeted with a "please play again" 34 times... I won't be doing any gambling or bets based on a coin toss any time soon. If life were COD, I'd be playing against lady luck, and her k/d ratio would be AMAZING.


Last night, during on a drunken whim, I decided to set fire to a plastic water bottle... let's just explain this story in short with a nice little equation. Drunkenness+fire, already a bad combination. Drunkenness+fire+water bottle=toxic chemical gas. A worse combination. Now let's add my eyeball. We are finally brought to the equation: drunkenness+fire+water bottle=toxic chemical gas+eyeball=24 hours+3 hospital visits+searing pain+near blindness=an eye freezing and pirate swag.


All in all, don't believe I'll base my life purchases on the assumption I'll win the lottery. Or, y'know, ever play with fire again.